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stingray
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PostSubject: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:39 am

Hi guys, right, I've just bought a private Reg. No. for the intruder and I want your suggestions for a small slogan to add at the bottom of the plate, I want funny, rude, creative, clever, anything really, all suggestions will be considered & I will let you know next week what's going at the bottom of the plate.

My initials are JB. The plate reads:    K155           KISS
                                                      JB'S            JB'S

And please ARSE has already been suggested.

  I'm hoping for lots of reply's so come on, get your thinking caps on. 
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:16 pm

"I brake for boobies"   
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:02 pm

" Smith and Wesson, For the Man in your Wife"
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:53 pm

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
No it's not a fucking Harley!
Nosey Cunt! 
What you fucking looking at? 
Yes! this is a reg plate.
I hope you've hurt your back bending down to read this.
JB's VZ800
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:44 pm

simbo wrote:
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
No it's not a fucking Harley!
Nosey Cunt! 
What you fucking looking at? 
Yes! this is a reg plate.
I hope you've hurt your back bending down to read this.
JB's VZ800

 hyst  hyst
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:05 pm

BE CAREFUL WITH JOHN THE BIKE
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE - BACK OFF
DON'T READ THIS, JUST DRIVE
SO, YOU'RE NOT BLIND AFTER ALL
XANAX, BECAUSE RIDING RELIEVES DEPRESSION
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:35 pm

'Purple Helmet' !!!!!!     

Or any other helmet descriptor you fancy .... 'Shiny Helmet', 'Big Red Helmet'  etc.   hyst
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:19 pm

OldManYam wrote:
'Purple Helmet' !!!!!!     

Or any other helmet descriptor you fancy .... 'Shiny Helmet', 'Big Red Helmet'  etc.   hyst

Seriously considering 'Bell end'  hyst
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:03 am

Bless you John .... I've heard you can't beat a Bell helmet !  
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:24 am

Hello John,
Big End mate,,, always worth a chortle when you see Big End written down,,,, well it is to me. Not overly rude but a definite Double Entendre.
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:52 am

If you are Happy with your own company... You will never be lonely... Now, SOD OFF.
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:34 am

Yes - I like Two-Bears' suggestion .... could be enhanced with 'Well worn Big End'  
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:56 am

OldManYam wrote:
Yes - I like Two-Bears' suggestion .... could be enhanced with 'Well worn Big End'  
Brilliant, never heard that one before.
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:24 am

Two-Bears wrote:
Hello John,
Big End mate,,, always worth a chortle when you see Big End written down,,,, well it is to me. Not overly rude but a definite Double Entendre.

 ilis  Brilliant John, I think I might go the extra mile with Well Worn Big End  , this is definitely favourite at the mo.  
Can anyone better this? 
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:15 am

Hey John,
 
We will all look forward to a picky of the finished plate ..... mounted of course !      

   Yam
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:21 pm

 This is how its gonna look, it will have a comma between the B & S in the form of a black fixing bolt  


Thanks to all you guys for your help & suggestions, special thanks to John   
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:46 pm

That will look cool!  
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:20 pm

That is the beast plate I have ever seen.  ilis
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:26 pm

Hey John,

That plate is  lgd  oyili 

   Yam
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:58 am

That looks flippin ace, I is loving it    
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:41 pm

John  ilis
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:36 pm

Looks good John.
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stingray
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:50 am

 Plated fitted to the bike, some very funny suggestions hyst  but special thanks to 'Two Bears' & 'Old Man Yam'  


 
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:24 pm

That is friggin ACE I love it  ilis
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:01 pm

I am in total agreement with CC, that is a plate to be proud of.  ilis as well.  
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:50 pm

Hello John,
I`m jealous mate,, Cracking Reg and plate,,, My mate Keith has the private plate "BIG ONE" I think you are about to get just as much attention as him,, your likely to get Beeping there horn and waving and following you,,, enjoy it mate.
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:53 pm

Great plate John,   and the police shouldn,t come down heavy as it,s not too!! radical
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:39 pm

Cracking plate John! Certainly personalises your bike  
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:00 pm

Yep John,

That's a plate to be proud of .....   ..... & the finished article is  lgd 

Some serious braggin' rights there               

   Yam
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:28 am

A fine addition to your bike Sir, looks very good.
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:22 pm

Told my work mates about your plate today, they thought I was joking     
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:21 pm

Yep Great plate John. Not a lot else one can say. Great ideas too guys
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:43 am

Hee hee ....  ilis 
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Mon Jul 14, 2014 2:52 pm

Mine would have to say "Well worn Small End"  :aghh:
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PostSubject: Re: Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)   Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:23 pm

ippikin wrote:
Mine would have to say "Well worn Small End"  :aghh:

  Nice one Grob, you're a truthful man  , me, I LIED    hyst  hyst  
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